Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Parody on "A Woman" pic published on FB

When I was born, A woman was there to screw me: Nurse
A woman was able to make my dear mom cry: Grand mother
When I grew up, A woman was there to push me down and say "we were playing" : Sister
I went to school a woman was there to punish me: Teacher
When was texting a woman was able to break my phone: Mother

I was happy and alone, A woman was able to put hole in my purse: Girlfriend
A woman was able to get my bank balance to zero and exceed my credit card limit: Wife
I was working hard and sleep late still a woman was able to spoil my sleep: Daughter

My boy will not be able to feel safe and sleep sound without me by the side, but a woman was able to make him hate me: Daughter-In-Law
Even if I die a woman will eat me : Land

This is a parody to the pic posted on I Hate LOnlinezz But It Lovez ME More, FB
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=313250332042462&set=a.207161535984676.60766.206974312670065&type=1&theater



If you are a man realize where you are
Pardon me women if it had hurt but show some mercy on men!! :(

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Am I Indigenous?

My father is from Devakottai, Ramanathapuram, whenever we have a get together in our family they use their own language technically known as Tamil. Born and brought up in Chennai suburb I can speak good Tamil but barely understand their language. Problem is very serious that search for restroom will lead you to kitchen thats why I used to maintain a map for my grandfathers home to assist myself in case of emergency ;). But as per the “Cultural code of conduct” followed in Tamilnadu I’ll be forgiven for any mistake that I make, afterall I’m a foreigner to them yes foreigner!!

Another crazy fact is that my grandfather was brought up in Kumarapuram, Thirunelveli not in Ramanathapuram. But I was never tired in making efforts so countined my journey to find my actual native might be my mothers birthplace! Sirkazhi it is, situated next to Chitambaram rich in water and fertility. The search was put to end even before I can make a plan! Coz I have my dad’s name as Last name not my mom’s. In my school application form I have filled...... hope I have filled something against the native column.

So the problem was brought home my home! its Chennai! Even though I can speak faster than “Fine brothers on Youtube” sadly neither here I was acknowledged as native not just because my parents came here to look for job but also I was not able to understand the native Chennai Tamil!

Now coming to the definition of Indegenous: Native of the land.Tell me my friend as per papers my mother tongue is Tamil but I can’t understand any forms of Tamil thats with in my reach neither I wear a traditional dhotie. All done still I’m Tamilan living in TamilNadu Am I Indigenous??

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

What we can eat at food fest when there is really no food

Just a week ago we had a food fest at my organization. On the same day my team had an important work to do which got us late to food fest. Since we were late we made it further late by utilizing some more time to find where/ whether to eat but we have already bought the tokens so we have to eat.

Straight we went inside the cafeteria to find the stalls overflowing with Crowd!! (wonder what) yes I work in a corporate and never bother to call my colleagues as crowd. Neither there was queue to get nor there was a exit to help yourself bring your plate full. The best way is to eat it there and push others to get out and yes its no brainer its just plain truth.

At last we managed to the front row of counter(row!! yes if there is no queue then its got to be row!!). The most awaited surprise was waiting there it will be good  if I give the typical conversation.

Me: Anna! Dhahi Kachori! 2 here are the token
Server1: Onnu thaan iruku(Translation: Just a plate left)
Me: Ok! Anna! ! Channa Samosa!1! token!
Server2: Nahi! Nahi!(Its over)
(I was late for Dhahi Kachori! too late for Channa Samosa)
Supervisor: Sir, you can exchange this with Bhel Poori!
(I peeped into the counter to find all ingredient of Bhel poori scattered all over table, may be they are planning to serve it to me!!)
Me:I'll try to Exchange!!

With sad face I walked towards my table I was not ready to face my friends who are waiting for some feast. I heard a faint voice, Shiva! turned around to find lucky colleagues from other teams with their plates in front of them. I walked close to find they had just a spoon or two of what they had. :) Neither they were lucky, they were in total confusion that how Channa Samosa and Bhel Poori is similar in taste also Pani poori was having curd topping and Dhahi Kochori with hot pani!!

At last we had fruit salad in exchange! I was neither fast to salad but believe me I dare not to peep into counter!! Ended the feast with IceCream or is it IceJuice.

I have also organized / volunteered for food department on some occasion/ fest being an organizer we will have time only to eat last, and eat what is left. I wonder what organizer of this Food fest had! may be paper cups!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Why Life is Hard After 20

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years; How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So, that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Does life Bother U

Hi I'm Shiva, all these years life has been bothering me a lot now its time to give back. I have decided to bother life but how? Wait! Life didn't give me all problems at once so I'm waiting for perfect start!!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

How to register in National Do Not Call Registry? Is there anyway that I would get promotional SMS/Call from any particular category and leave other blocked?

To Registry in National Do Not Call Registry previously we have to SMS "START DND" to 1909.



But for the benefit of Costumer and Promoters you can still receive promotional SMS/Call from particular category that you choose. New procedure is as follows.





  1. SMS "START DND" to 1909.

  2. They'll send you a conformation message

  3. Then you'll receive a message regarding categories that you want to give permission

  4. Select a category you want to receive promotions from else

  5. Reply "START 0" to 1909 to stop all promotional SMS/Call

To receive SMS- based promotions for the following sector, reply with your choices to 1909:
START 1 - Banking, Insurance & Financial products
START 2 - Real Estate
START 3 - Education
START 4 - Health
START 5 - Consumer Goods & Automobiles
START 6 - Service provider communication, Entertainment, IT
START 7 - Tourisum & Leisure


You can choose multiple sectors as per your preference. Registering for any of the above options will stop other promotional calls by default

Friday, July 29, 2011

Dead end production house has put its better foot forward. Review of IRUL (short film)

IRUL, as the title suggest is a horror movie. I never knew a short film could have a horror plot until this since most short movie will have a social message or fun in it and it is indeed tough to create thrill in 10 minutes but these guys have succeeded in it. With the recent hype this movie had in Facebook almost everyone who got tagged or irritated was expecting much on this movie. As one of them(audience) I was more interest in knowing what is the plot or movie is all about. I have always manage to keep my nerves and did the same, waiting to see it on the screen rather than peeking around.



Plot: In a revenge to the killing of a girl a boy murders his own roommates.

The movie starts with a car speeding on road with 3 drunk men on it with some raging discuss among them, all of a sudden a thud, one of the three men wake ups and proceeds to drink water to calm himself down. This way the movie starts with regular bgm that would suit a horror film. Something I found dizzy about movie is lighting whether it could be the idea of director of creative head!! to keep the movie in total dark so that the relationship between title and movie is established, but the problem, 3 men of same complexion and small difference in height its was not just hard but impossible to find difference between them.



The first half steals the show while the second steals our time, climax would have been made better, may be the director was trying to hit with some twist but ended it the other way. Blood in bottle made a very horror and freaky note. Camera man and Editor did their job wisely 4th cast on the movie the girl didn't have much to do about just but standing and laying down.



Taking in account that this is the first movie from this team I can award them with Platinum, but if and only if the connection between the lead male and female role is outspoken. Who knows its my friends creation I might have well given even a diamond if little care is made in the flashback and lighting. Still to the credit the movie is left unfinished with viewers imagination to flow anyway I can give only a Gold to this movie because of a unexpected rather unconvincing end to the movie.THE MOVIE IS WORTH WATCHING, I'm sure your dreams will not be disturbed.


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

THE TEJO MAHALAYA - not Taj Mahal

The truth is excavated but is going to take care about revealing it to the world.  History has to be corrected! need not bring back Lord Shiva! But say aloud that this beautiful monument was not built by Shah Jahan but by some Hindu emperor.

FOR MORE ON THIS LOG ON TO http://stephen-knapp.com/
This Architectural excellence belong to a Hindu emperor but not to Shah Jahan

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

What is the new ugly trick of Telemarketers

Telemarketers use Telephone directory to choose some phone number of a unlucky person and call them to disturb. Most conversations start with a greeting and note about their product and your interest on it but in recent times they have changed their approach. New techniques is that they'll call you as if they have received a missed call or SMS from your mobile and gather details of you. Later they'll call you from some other number with all your details to convince you.



I experienced this twice, in the first trail I fell prey into the net as quoted above they recalled me and till now I'm receiving SMS from some number regarding software course and other workshops. Second time I stood firm said there is no chance for mistake and asked about the number they intend to speak as suspected they were not able to give my number they said some other number instead. I think that number they said is of next poor guy they need to call.



If my guess is correct the details are stored and shared at a price. But every BPO can have a trail because getting details via phone is cheaper than buying it from competitors. If you have not received anything like this before be happy that you know, its going to be fake caller if you have already shared you detail at least from now you can evade the next telemarketer. Remember "To err is Human" so try to cut the call saying "I'll check on it, sorry" don't be harsh because it might be a common man for whom you have dialed or text-ed accidently.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Asatoma Ma Sadgamaya



Asatoma Ma Sadgamaya

asato ma sadgamaya

tamaso ma jyotirgamaya

mrtyorma amrtam gamaya
Lead me from the asat to the sat.

Lead me from darkness to light.

Lead me from death to immortality.



(Brhadaranyaka Upanishad — I.iii.28)


This is true prayer—the seeker’s admission of his sense of limitedness and his heartfelt cry for assistance in transcendence. It is not a prayer for the things of the world. It is not a pray for food, shelter, health, partnership, riches, success, fame, glory or even for heaven1. One who recites these three mantras has realized that such things are full of holes, soaked in pain and, even in abundance, will forever leave him wanting. It is in this full understanding that one turns to this prayer. The essence of each of these three mantras is the same: "O, Guru, help me free myself from my sundry misunderstandings regarding myself, the universe and God and bless me with true knowledge."

Thursday, June 2, 2011

20 things U must know about Browsers

Many of us these days depend on the World Wide Web to bring the world’s information to our fingertips, and put us in touch with people and events across the globe instantaneously. These powerful online experiences are possible thanks to an open web that can be accessed by anyone through a web browser, on any Internet-connected device in the world.



TOPICS COVERED:



  1. INTRODUCTION

  2. CLOUD COMPUTING

  3. WEB APPLICATIONS

  4. HTML, Java script and more

  5. HTML5

  6. 3D in BROWSER

  7. MADRIGAL

  8. PLUG - INS

  9. EXTENSIONS

  10. SYNCHRONIZATION

  11. COOKIES

  12. PRIVACY

  13. MAL-WARE, PHISHING, SECURITY

  14. PROCTECTION FROM THREATS

  15. Using Web address to stay safe

  16. IP ADRESS AND DNS

  17. VALIDATING IDENTITIES ONLINE

  18. EVOLING TO FASTER WEB

  19. OPENSOURCE 

  20. RECAP



Monday, May 30, 2011

More Than 1 lakh engineers graduated today... What they gonna do???

Today (30-07-2011) around 1 lakh students are graduated and will be called as engineer from this moment, but is this much amount of engineers really needed to our country? Is our government really concerned about those engineers and the way they are graduated at large numbers?

People from outside may see this huge amount of engineers as a symbol of growth, even the developed countries may have an eye on us. But the fact is on the opposite side smiling...
In India especially in outskirts of chennai if u find any streets ends there will be a board stating that it's an engineering college. There are around 454 engineering colleges in Tamilnadu. I doubt It may be incremented when am writing this sentence. Most of the colleges are owned by politicians or those who backing them. Though it's not a big issue, the educational background makes sense and funny. Most of the correspondence of the college are illiterate and many doesn't have any knowledge about managing a college.
The faculty of this institutions are to be much concerned than the management and they are mostly under qualified or doesn't know how to enrich and explain the concept of engineering. There are certain good teachers who try to do so but they are most likely put down by their colleagues and students.
These students those are entering into engineering mainly focuses on the Job and particularly the pay they get rather than their interest in the particular field. This will be well proved if we look at the fact that during the IT boom at early 2000 most people chose IT streams and when there is an recession the trend was reversed. Most people started choosing mechanical.
Even though the so called top engineering colleges are good in management and in their placement activities, the condition of the faculty and students are pretty same. Students pursuing their degree often educate themselves by cheap local authors and fear to even touch the books of high standard. Even the books which they use are mostly from book banks and are returned immediately as soon as the results of the semester arrived. They boldly and happily admits that they forgot everything after they finish their exams (Shift + delete).
This population of engineers fears me in greater extend (am also a part of it). But the engineers graduated from other countries are very much different from above people. They becomes an entrepreneur while pursuing their degree (Mark Zuckerberg), most of them becomes a Noble Laurette. Here there is no single university in india which have produced a Noble Laurette but they produce 100times more engineers than other countries.
Government instead of producing unskilled engineers in a large way must concentrate on producing good institutions and also focus on other streams such as agriculture for their development. If this trends continues there will be engineers in 25 years committing suicide as farmers doing now..

Saturday, May 28, 2011

When would a WORLD CUP will live on its fever with cherry topping staying high

Think what had powered IPL so much! short duration in fact just 4 hours to spend even after inclusion of funny strategy breaks. When this T20 format is already observed so much if ODI can have concentration it is only when India plays Pakistan or World cups, remind you Ashes is all about Test matches. Even though teams like Ireland had made good impression which was not in Top10 right at the start of WC thats not enough to make WC exciting.




With the IPL on move with 73 games most cricket followers would have forgot that most players here play opponents, classified under country. Many would hardly believe that India won the World Cup just before 56 days. But I'm not doing to talk neither about WC'11 nor IPL'11, its about WC'15 schedule.


If you would roll back passing the IPL memories for 50 days just after first game of IPL another Cricket NEWS might strike your head! Its about the number of teams in World Cup, while big teams wants only Top 10 smaller ones pray for 14 cause its the only chance by which they can be noted. Many note-worthy comments where given by many on this topic even before the start of just ended WC, for example Kevin Pieterson found that the duration of tournatment is too long.


So my idea is that just don't reduced the number of teams also the number of matches. Take only Top 10 teams group them as A and B let every team play with left teams(making 20 league matches). So by the end of league matches 4 teams qualify for Semi final and winners will meet in Finals.


Totally 20+2+1 = 23 games, less than half of what we had in WC'11 (49 games). Anyway Intermediate Super Six or Super eight is already not in card there by making the World cup more exciting as it had to be. This way the tournament will never lose its pace. As good proverbs says have ice cream before snow comes down cause it brings the cherry topping along with it.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

why do people sweat more in chennai???

One of the famous ornament of chennai is its summer!. Everyone here would have at least once talked about its effect and the way they affected. People comes out with sweats flowing from the body is the usual scene of chennai noon. The sweat produced is not just due to the temperature of the region. It is in fact due to the high humidity of chennai.

To explain this lets see a fact, people in chennai sweats more than the people in delhi where the temperature is higher than the former.

This is because of chennai's location. Chennai is located near sea due to which sea water evaporation is high during summer which in turn increases the humidity (Amount of water vapour present in air).
Normally human blood temperature is about 35 deg Celsius. If the outside temperature is more than that, then our system tries to automatically cools down by releasing sweat from the body.

The sweat which is released cools the surrounding heat by converting into vapour thereby reducing the body temperature. Here the Humidity comes into effect. Cities like chennai has humidity of around 95% resists the sweat to be converted into vapour. So the body temperature doesn't cools down and increases more amount of sweat from body.
The increase in body temperature causes reduction in blood flow to the brain which makes us feel tired. To overcome this we drink lot of water and juices during summer to make us cool.

Sweating is not seen in reptiles like snake because it changes its blood temperature with the surrounding temperature. So it can roam around at hot sun without getting tired. Better than us isn't it?.


-- Guest post by Gokulesh - @gokuleshwrites

Don't Politicize Education

Education has become a play toy in the hands of politics. Rivalry among them shouldn't affect any layman and this what prevailing now. Why do you (politicians) unnecessarily poke your nose in altering the syllabus? Let the educationists deal with it and amend the appropriate ways. Of what interest are these guys dealing with the country's education. Wanna dissipate that too?? This is not any motto of counter act or any such thing. As a common man and a student we express our disinterest on what you are doing with so called education. Already our education system is so perplexed that we couldn't even able to analyse what we are actually studying. Education in not any industrial production or a company's turnover, its a total output of the nation on the whole.




Students representing our country across the world should be damn fit to compete with them and in no matter they should be lagging behind. Recently in a video channel I witnessed a small girl of the age 9+ making a microprocessor of her own. Can any child do it here?? yes of course but a very few. I quote this here not to discourage ourselves but to scale us so that we can know where we are. We are not to blame the children or student here but the system. Our education system mainly concentrates on the 'functions of the capacitor' without even knowing what is capacitor!  






















It is only the education that becomes the greatest assert for anyone who possess it and that should be offered free of cost unbiased for every individual (as of now they can at least reduce the cost). I wish there is a separate consortium for education and in no way should politics or any nonsense enter in. This is not to hurt anyone but the politicians must understand the issue and act wisely. After all it is the poor student who is perturbed in between and hereby we voice out for this!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Why Geotag, Twitter, Facebook on remote devices are virtual self traps! helping Robbery

The new essential of this generation is social networking! this has already made us not to care about neighbor whose door is 3 foot away from ours. But what Robbery has to do with this, better I can explain this with scenario. While on my weekend I'm going to Resort 50km away from my home.

  • On Friday to check if there is anyone to accompany me I set a status message on FB.
  • Before leaving I leave a note in Twitter.
  • On the way I decide to take a coffee break from driving, I updated it Photo with Geo-tagging telling everyone where I'm now and how good it looks.
  • Once I reach spot I shout in Twitter that I'm there and do the same on leaving.
  • While returning I update photos of days action on FB again with Geo-tagging I state where I'm taking my dinner.
  • I'm updating on Twitter the time I may take to return home from dinner spot.

Even though its not so essential to do things on the way I do it because my devices support these things I'm happy to make everyone know that I have advanced technology. This updates makes it easy for advanced thieves who is already having a notorious eye on my properties and I'm making it easy for him by updating where I'm and when will I reach home. Also I have given him good time to plan this act, if I'm gonna cancel plans, well I would post that too.

When introduced to new devices and new applications we are using it as if it is a must to access everything that your portable junk supports! Most mobiles are supporting what I quoted in title, my friends are not ready to buy new devices which don't support these applications. All the 3 makes us feel that we are connected to friends but the truth is we are connect to everyone who can have access to our page, world knows the security that above sites could provide (Twitter is created share recent updates). My recommendation is to use it safely, every technology has its own social drawback.


More on wiki

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

How about teaching English for summer camp tutors!

1. Vertical dash =>Resembling TR dialogue

2.Must be BP - Blood Pressure; BB- Blood Bath!! ah!!!
3.Can't the find a nice word for it
4.Leave this school and join a college automatically sights would increases! wah!

5.Forgot to underline! they hailing this camp also for JENTS (must be Gents) but in which planet does this kind of living organism live.
(I don't want to spoil this camp so posting it late)


Saturday, May 14, 2011

Yahoo mail upgraded

  • Mail on Mobile

  • Facebook connect

  • Applications

  • Integrated Yahoo Messenger

  • Socail Networking with Ymail id inside Yahoo

  • INBOX unlike older version LINK OPENS IN NEW TAB

  • Update on Yahoo will be shared with Facebook! Twitter! on request

  • Capability to attach large file are some highlights in the new beta version of Yahoo mail!! 



But still they are not able to get over the ad-mania! always more number of ads are displayed which is annoying as usual.


Some pictures of it!


HOME PAGE with HUGE ADs




INBOX unlike older version LINK OPENS IN NEW TAB




APPLICATION FOR ACCESSING FACEBOOK




Tuesday, May 10, 2011

ENGEYUM KAADHAL - MOVIE REVIEW

With Engeyum Kaadhal, Prabhu Deva has tried to narrate yet another story using the most common and ubiquitous phenomenon in the world, Love. The opening titles with backdrop paintings followed by Prabhu Deva’s cameo for ‘Engeyum Kaadhal’ song are pleasant but from then on the movie couldn’t live up to its hype.





Jayam Ravi as a young businessman fits perfectly in his tailor made role. He even impresses with his dazzling dance moves. Hansika Motwani looks refreshing in her vivid outfits but fails to impress in the acting department. Her dubbing is imbecile and out of sync at many places. Rajusundaram annoys you often under the pretext of making fun. Neither Suman nor Prakashraj have much to play. The only outstanding features of the movie are Nirav Shah’s brilliant cinematography which captures the exquisite and serene beauty of Paris with ease and Harris Jayaraj’s poignant music as almost all songs are pleasant to hear

IN OUR VEHICLE TIRE WHY WE KEEP LOW AIR PRESSURE ON SUMMER AND RELATIVELY HIGH ON WINTER

When any material is heated it expands no matter what state it is in, some might change from one state to another but eventually the cubic volume required shoot up. This is the reason for keeping the pressure levels in order in any place.

If high pressure is maintained in tube(tire) of your vehicle on summer the air inside gets heated up and expands. This expansion creates high pressure enough to burst your tube. This is the reason why openly parked wheelers have every weak or vulnerable tube.

Winter has got not much to do but if you keep pressure low then it becomes too low not allowing you to ride on it. Reason is similar cooling a material shrinks it!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Is Ritchie street a cheaper destination

Yes, but it is only for those people who can roam much than Hutch dog! Or you must be a regular visiting costumer (like a system assembler / service engineer). As it is believed widely that Ritchie street is the cheapest destination, so most people goes in without knowing market price and with zero bargain knowledge. BARGAIN! in Ritchie street how can I my friend it is going to be cheap anyway! nah you'r wrong.



If you go in without any knowledge you'll get punished to pay more! they'll quote it as high standard product,  rare product! with high warranty and all sort of things to make you believe you are not paying less. As you know in every place there is someone loyal to everyone search for that kind of person know the exact rate move to next store bargain as if you know the person how manufactured it, see the magic happen!



I would like to share a similar experience. I went to buy D-USB cable, many didn't have it only one store had it and quoted price  Rs.140 for Original, Rs.50 for Local make. I tried to bar gain after some 5 min he said I give you local make but no guarantee that it would work. I asked why you have it when its not going to work and left. I found 2 streets emerging from Ritchie street as I walked in I chose one in left and walked past a house in fact is a shop! Stopped there watched for D-USB cable wasn't there. But that guy directed me to a service store where I got a slight old second hand thing for `20

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

When HOLLYWOOD is video GAME!



I find films released these days reminding me of old video games that I played, some of them are abandoned now. For instance I take two movies EXPENDABLES and A-TEAM, it’s not just the screenplay or heroic things they do or stuffs they carry its all of them matching with games. I’ll analyze both the movies separately in following paragraphs.


EXPENDABLES, Story line: A Group of 6 American guy with guns kills tons of soldiers of some weak country because they are going to save a girl whom is a native of that country fighting against growing illegal drug plant in her country by another wealthy American! as per standard book of “Hollywood reasons”  head of Expendables group likes the native girl, so they are to save her.
The climax alone is enough to state that this must be a movie on super natural powered guys like X-Men not guys with superlative intelligence and physic. This movie reminds me every much of Contra, Quake, House of Death, ____ Dragon which asks you to shoot/fight against weak gangs first and at end fight hard and tough against final enemy to find a girl kidnapped or bombs to be dismantled. Just like game hero guys kill tons of native soldiers, with no bullets of native soldiers hitting them (Super contra, Quake provides shield and extra life on putting cheats when just game starts). At last Villain takes the girl and then hero gets her back! Then they lived happily forever!!


A-TEAM, Story line:  4 American soldiers’ forms a team unknowingly on the go, their execution style and intelligence make them live legends. Often they’ll get caught and escapes out with top hands help, actually movie runs around American dollar plates/dyes that are stolen by terrorist and wanted by CIA agent. Unlike Expendables this movie runs with nice logic.
Only the screenplay makes me think it as a game, when a plan is dictated by the lead to his mates it is already half executed! Price of Persia, Hitman: Silent Assassination are some games that I can compare with this movie, both the game dictates the current/future level in a video format. If there is some other thing that I can compare with it is going to the availability of map, thrust guns that they get on the way which they need not carry. Know the rule of game every level brings you new weapon to use and bring new area (map) to attack and conquer which is available on Pause menu.


Both these films resemble very much like Counter strike!
Moral: DO NOT MISS A-TEAM, please SKIP EXPENDABLES even if you get free DVDs.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

LAST PICK ALWAYS WORKS FOR CSK

Chennai,
10-04-2011


This year Tim Southee is the last man picked by CSK for IPL'11 in replacement for injured Doug Bollinger, who was picked last for IPL'10 in similar situation and it worked like magic. Southee showed his master class in the last over of CSK versus KKR match here on Friday, recovering from injury Bollinger is set to return soon to continue his magic.


With CSK having five Indian Batsmen namely Captain MS Dhoni, M Vijay,S Anirudh, S Badrinath,SK Raina playing well and with good fielding skill allows Captain MSD to spin in different foreign players. Also Chennai Super Kings is blessed with our own world class spinner R Ashwin with pace begin only doubt with India CSK players and these two foreigners playing fit and hard, CSK is complete and all set to lift the cup.


Moral: There will be only one job left for the tans; Team Selectors/Staff to do "is to whistle" WHISTLE PODU!! CHEERS!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Get score updates of every recognized cricket match from Chrome Extension



Excellent Cricket Score Extension for Chrome/ Chromium----------------------------

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If you are using Chrome/Chromium Web browser you must be familiar with numerous extensions it support. If you are not familiar get to know they better at least now, I believe their strength lies in it. Go to Chrome extension store (https://chrome.google.com/webstore?hl=en-US.) Almost all the extensions are free of cost!


Even though the high drama IPL tournament is recognized as entertainer its not enough for ESPN CRICINFO to provide live score updates. So I was searching for a extension that could bring me IPL live score and found one! Live Score Cricket I have written the link of the same on top of the post. Not just that the extension gives you score update on all domestic tournament and even matches that you might not be aware of.


Beware: Since it is going show around 20 match updates on single click it takes time to load, so don't get hurried up and move on to other stuffs. It is not supporting scroll bar but scrolling is possible also clicking more info..... brings whole scorecard!

HAZARE Wins! AVAAZ on song!

Update on April 8 2011
Great news -- the government has agreed to draft the Jan Lokpal bill with full participation of civil society, and Anna Hazare has agreed to suspend his fast! It's a huge victory -- but the key now is to keep building the pressure to ensure that a strong bill is drafted and then passed into law. Sign the petition now and spread the word!

Campaign launched on April 7 2011
Right now, Anna Hazare, a 73-year-old Gandhian, sits fasting in the burning sun, and he will stay until death -- unless the government agrees to consider a powerful law that could rid Indian politics of the scourge of corruption. 

This "Modern Mahatma" is taking the utmost act of courage and determination to push through a bill that would give an independent body the power to punish corruption -- even in the Prime Minister's office. Across the country a movement has exploded, driving a media storm of pressure that's engulfing Singh. But dirty politicians are desperately trying to water down or kill the law.

For the first time in forty three years, we have the chance to change the way politics is done. Let's join together and stand with Anna Hazare to tackle corruption and clean up Indian politics. We have no time to lose -- sign the petition to be delivered directly to Prime Minister Singh and reported to the media, and spread the word to everyone:

Click here to sign the petition!

Hazare is championing a citizen-developed bill called "Jan" Lokpal that will create an independent body, selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities, with enough power to investigate and punish all politicians. No minister or bureaucrat will be able to influence its investigations.

Since 1968, when this bill was first introduced, greedy politicians have thwarted its passing. Now the government is pushing for a watered down Lokpal with no hope of ending fraud, vice and dishonesty -- it gives politicians overriding power to decide who will be investigated, and is a complete sellout. 

Pressure is mounting on Prime Minister Singh to endorse the "Jan" Lokpal. Members of the opposition party have begun to make the right noises in support of Anna Hazare. And even the National Advisory Council, a powerful advisory body to Sonia Gandhi have come out in favour of the bill. But corrupt politicians and vested interests are doing all they can to kill it. 

Anna Hazare has set the example. But only a national citizens movement can ramp up the pressure to get Singh to endorse "Jan" Lokpal and save Hazare's life.

Click here to sign the petition!

Corruption in politics has become a plague across our country, it is draining our resources and demoralizing our nation. This bill would go a long way to deterring those that steal and undermine the public good. Last year, the Avaaz community in Brazil won an important victory -- against the odds millions of people came together and pushed through a historic anti-corruption law. India has a proud history of people power overcoming oppression -- today if we all stand with one voice we can fight this corruption that is poisoning our political system.


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SUBRAMANYA SHIVA

Thursday, April 7, 2011

VOTE FOR CHENNAI SUPER KINGS



REMEMBER WE ARE ALREADY AHEAD OF ALL! YEAH!!

Vote from: http://sports.ndtv.com/cricket

Current position of CSK No:1 (35% as on 20:00IST@07/04/11)
Look for the voting list(at bottom) in right panel of the link.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Why not use Mother tongue!



Chennai, 03/04, Morning



Dad: Don't be "Idle", exams are near go and study!!

Shiva: I'm not "Idol", you can see me playing with cricket ball.

Dad: What do mean by that!(angrily)!

Shiva: I mean, I'm not "Idol"

gasp!!

Shiva: You said don't be  "Idol" and I'm not!!!

Dad: What I said "Don't be Idle, not IDOL" go study!!

Shiva: Oh ho!! you meant "Idle" ah!! I thought it to be "Idol"



Moral: Its better when we converse in mother tongue!

ITS CHAMPIONS WE KNOCKED OUT

The last 3 games we won are against last 3 champions!



QF-2007/03,1999(AUS)

SF-1992(PAK)

F-1996(SL)



Saturday, April 2, 2011

Have Dream Awake! So no dream on sleep!

Chennai,

3-Apr-11



Every night I would have dream. Doctor told that its not good sign to have dreams every night and it affects healthy sleep. But today I didn't have a dream I slept around 00:30am till 09:00am indeed relaxed and healthy sleep! After seeing India winning the cup!



Now I know the reason I had the dream while I was awake! The dream of winning the World Cup, it came true! I'm not with Nostradamus but when It come to cricket I can do better than him. Continue to "reference article" links are below



Ref 1:  Srilanka will suffer if they get to finals here (28/03/11).

Ref2: It is WE the winners (02/04/11).

Friday, April 1, 2011

It is WE the winners

Simple reasons why India will be champions

  • WE are now playing as a team.

  • In 1983, Apr, 2, Saturday India won the WC. Its again Apr,2, Saturday.

  • Since there is   only one super senior player and 30% are new to big stages! there is no conflict of who is going to perform.

  • PEPSI! what Pepsi! yes!! they have found that Indians are going to win so they have not announced 1Rs Pepsi blue drink.

  • Perfect XI is ready, there is no confusion on selecting playing eleven.

  • Also Bowling has peaked in right time

  • Fielding of last 2 match was a good example of how to field! I felt against Australia, Indian fielding was higher that Australian standards.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Srilanka will suffer if they get to finals here.

Playing every match in home ground might give someone support & confidence they need. Looking into the Indian Sub-Continent conditions and Srilanka's Colombo, Kandy, Mambantota peoples with some knowledge about out-field and pitch knows that they are not similar.



When we sneak into Mumbai's Wankhede stadium it is totally different and swift out-field with regular bouncy track which Srilanka is failing to have this season this will make them suffer a lot. If they are against India it will be a cake walk for Us.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Costly April to come by! 10-30% hike in clothes and cars

This April is going to raise the cost of luxury living!





  • Luxury Cars from International market and which have gain good brand name, will have cost raise of 30%.



(Some cars like BMW, Audi, Rolls ....)





  • Similarly branded clothes will cost more by 10%.



(Peter England, Arrow, Park Avenue...)





Hope that you hurry to purchase one, if you have an idea of getting some branded stuff for you.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

THE PLAN OF THE LORD

Once there was a sweeper in a well known temple and he was very sincere and devoted. Every time he saw thousands of devotees coming to take darshan of the Lord, he thought that the Lord is standing all the time and giving darshan and He must be feeling very tired.



So one day very innocently he asked the Lord whether he can take the place of the Lord for a day so that the Lord can have some relief and rest. The Deity of the Temple replied, "I do not mind taking a break. I will transform you like Myself, but you must do one thing. You must just stand here like Me, smile at everyone and just give benedictions. Do not interfere with anything and do not say anything. Remember you are the deity and you just have faith that I have a master plan for everything." The sweeper agreed to this.



The next day the sweeper took the position of the deity and a rich man came and prayed to the Lord. He offered a nice donation and prayed that his business should be prosperous. While going, the rich man inadvertently left his wallet full of money right there. Now the sweeper in the form of deity could not call him and so he decided to control himself and keep quiet.



Just then a poor man came and he put one coin in the Hundi and said that it was all he could afford and he prayed to the Lord that he should continue to be engaged in the Lord's service. He also said that his family was in dire need of some basic needs but he left it to the good hands of the Lord to give some solution. When he opened his eyes, he saw the wallet left by the rich man. The poor man thanked the Lord for His kindness and took the wallet very innocently. The sweeper in the form of the Deity could not say anything and he had to just keep smiling.



At that point a sailor walked in. He prayed for his safe journey as he was going on a long trip. Just then the rich man came with the police and said that somebody has stolen his wallet and seeing the sailor there, he asked the police to arrest him thinking that he might have taken it. Now the sweeper in the form of Deity wanted to say that the sailor is not the thief but he could not say so and he became greatly frustrated. The sailor looked at the Lord and asked why he, an innocent person, is being punished. The rich man looked at the Lord and thanked Him for finding the thief. The sweeper in the deity form could no more tolerate and he thought that even if the real Lord had been here, he would have definitely interfered and hence he started speaking and said that the sailor is not the thief but it was the poor man who took away the wallet. The rich man was very thankful as also the sailor.



In the night, the real Lord came and He asked the sweeper how the day was. The sweeper said, "I thought it would be easy, but now I know that Your days are not easy, but I did one good thing." Then he explained the whole episode to the Lord. The Lord became very upset on hearing this whereas the sweeper thought the Lord would appreciate him for the good deed done.



The Lord asked, "Why did you not just stick to the plan? You had no faith in Me. Do you think that I do not understand the hearts of all those who come here? All the donation which the rich man gave was all stolen money and it is only a fraction of what he really has and he wants Me to reciprocate unlimitedly. The single coin offered by the poor man was the last coin he was having and he gave it to Me out of faith. The sailor might not have done anything wrong, but if the sailor were to go in the ship that night he was about to die because of bad weather and instead if he is arrested he would be in the jail and he would have been saved form a greater calamity. The wallet should go to the poor man because he will use it in My service. I was going to reduce the rich man's karma also by doing this and save the sailor also. But you cancelled everything because you thought you know My plan and you made your own plans."



God has plans and justice for everyone.... We just have to have patience!!!!! 



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"In this world, there are difficulties, but in everything there are hidden possibilities. Therefore, whenever you face difficulties, know there are possibilities in all you seek & apply yourself to your tasks with patience & Faith in God." 



Happy Reading & God Bless You All

Thursday, March 17, 2011

When would the thriller end in Group B?

Chennai,

18/01/2011



World Cup 2011, the final four from Group B is to be decided in the last league match of the tournament. If the last played match in Group B between England and West Indies on 17/03 was won by West Indies there would not be any problem. Now I'll discuss the possibilities!



If Bangladesh is to Exit

This is the simplest of all, if BAN is going to lose against South Africa they'll make their way out from World Cup.



If West Indies is to Exit

This is next possible if BAN wins SA, and India wins West Indies they are out with 6pts while team ahead of them will have 7pts and 8pts.



If England to Exit

This is next in list, If BAN wins over SA. If Ind Vs WI match ends with WI winning by small or moderate margin.



If India to Exit

The most impossible to happen thats why I say India is already qualified! After BAN wins SA, WI must achieve a target over 250runs in 25 overs or target over 300runs in 30 overs. If India is going to chase West Indies have to bowl out IND and win by a difference of 150runs.



With South Africa begin the only team which had comfortably qualified they hold the first key. The next key is with Virtually qualified India. I expect the last four to be: South Africa, India, England, West India (if higher rated team wins lower kind, since BAN is having -ve run rate and WI is having run rate more than +2 which is immpossible to get down in a match

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Go Green at least for You

When World pleaded to everyone to use cycle instead of bike for short distance we never cared. When US cried to reduce the usage so that they can use much we never minded it! But now petrol prices has gone up.



At least for you and your wealth reduce the usage of petrol and start cycling or walk for closer destination. Go clean your cycle its in the garage for almost a decade

BSNL Chennai telephones GRPS settings without sending SMS

APN= bsnl
(APN)user name=bsnlnet; password not required.
No authorization required if possible disable authorization.
In some Mobile phone ask APN as Account name and User name as APN.


For past 3 days I was not able to send SMS from my new BSNL SIM. But the package offers 1000MB GRPS usage when I contacted my customer care in person I found this to be working and SMS problem cleared.


Moral: Always approch BSNL customer care in person!
This dose not mean you need not pay one ordinary login cost 0.2INR.

Monday, March 14, 2011

How to check number of SMS sent? or Is there a possibility to verify the SMS count given by my operator.

One option under Call register* keeps a count on every SMS sent out and received, they are named as SMS counter. Using this we can trace the exact number of SMS sent from your mobile.

But remember they just mind only the count not whether it is International/National/Local SMS.





Similarly there is GPRS counter too if you are going to use it make sure you add sent and received bytes and convert them properly.





*Call regiser are also know as Call log or Call history in some Mobile phone.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

FACEBOOK and its ADDICTION

This is a rap song that deplicts all the non sense in Facebook only to make you hold your account still in facebook







God you know what its not "facebook" but "Facebook" Mark Zckerberg wants it to be capitalized to hold the capital ah? ok sorry if you can't understand its... share market joke.





[click on the link to lead you to blog if you can't see those videos]

Sunday, February 20, 2011

How to WORSHIP in HINDU TEMPLE

In Hindu religion every God needs to be worshiped in distinct way, still there are some basic ways to worship which I'll list now.







  1. Going to a temple empty handed is not good, at least pick a flower that is good for worship. Ask the locals around temple about the best flower for the god/goddess inside.

  2. Always carry Poojai/ Worshiping material above the waist.

  3. Before entering the temple worship the Gopuram or Vimanam, there by your are greeting Devatas in Gopuram! But there will always be a spot inside temple were gopuram is fully visible, do not confuse that with worshiping, interior view gives closer look there by explaining the architectural work of Kings men.

  4. Don't step on Vasakal of any entrance, they made above precious metals and stones which are holy.

  5. Do ashtanga namaskar(Lay down, 6th pose in Surya Namaskaram) on mark close to Kodimaram / Main pedam / Guarding god outside main hall

  6. Look for Bodyguard's statue of the main God around, worship them and request/pray for entering the main hall for dharsan, they might not reply still you can proceed further.

  7. Always see the god from foot to face this is how gods must be worshiped, looking from face to foot is wrong method and should not be used with god. And that is why "look" differs from "see".

  8. If you have some archanai to perform maintain stillness in the environment till then or chant matras on main god. Return one half of the (broken)coconut as thachanai (in manner to thank) to Priest.

  9. Always leave the hall walking backwards so that your back is not physically shown to god(Remember movies on Kings/Gods peoples greet them and walk back).

  10. Never steal plants or anything from temple and its premises, it brings very bad fate especially in case of Lord Shiva's Temple. Try to sit and relax, temples were meant for it in early days.

I usually bullet things but here I have numbered means order must not be changed at any case.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

CHENNAI'ku WHISTLE PODU

[Click on the title will lead you to CRICINFO, you can read original article from there]



The 2011 season of the IPL will begin with defending champions Chennai Super Kings taking on Kolkata Knight Riders at the MA Chidambaram Stadium in Chennai. The preliminary schedule released by the BCCI has the ten franchises playing at 13 venues over 51 days. The schedule may undergo changes keeping in view the state assembly elections to be held in a number of the host venues









Meanwhile, the new Kochi franchise has announced that the side will be called "Indi Commandos."

Thursday, February 10, 2011

When PC slows down!

There are numerous reasons for a Computer to slow down on its processing speed. If you are experiencing this problem in your PC please don't immediately put a costly Anti-Virus program and check for hidden malware or worms! Remember you are the worst virus in your PC if you are not treating your computer well. I'll be listing some easy ways to solve this problems make a note of it.

Don't
  • Installing all programs that you use in C:\ drive(or where OS is installed) its a sin! don't commit it.

  • Keep the C:\ drive free from images, videos and other documents that are not related to OS or primary application.

  • By default all browsers stores download files in C drive so change the position to some other drive. (My documents is also in C drive)

  • Clear all temp folders so that they don't block RAM [some temp folders "temp", "%temp%", "prefetch", "recent", type these in your windows run command(without quotes) and clear if you are not sure look for a software like C clearner or Tune Up Utility].

  • Type msconfig on Run command window go to "Servies" and "Start up" uncheck all unwanted programs don't worry about mistakes it will not accept wrong unchecks.

  • Computer is not meant for entertainment so don't have loads of movies and songs stored, have external hard disk.

  • Don't have too many extensions on your browser, every extension uses a process so don't open more that a window of browser. Also when you browse close all other application! never see a video or listen to a audio online when your system is of low configuration (<256MB RAM, without graphic card).

  • NO SLEEP MODE unless its really essentially required.
Do's
  • Defragment all drivers once in a month make sure atleast 15% of drive is free from files use Disk Cleanup (Right click on the Drive>Properties>Tools>Defragment form Win Xp).

  • Choose location other than C drive for all software which gives you permission to choose different drive while installing.

  • If you are inclined towards learning learn one programming language and install the corresponding platform, if you put every thing you are creating problem, try online editors.

  • Install one software for one process example, WMP is capable of playing all formats but you must have original version.

  • Installing original version of any software including OS solves most of the problem.

  • Shutdown PC everytime if you are not going to use it for next few hours. This immensely helps system's boot process.

If you have tried all the above even then problem is not solved then you computer is in serious problem, fix an appointment with you PC doctor immediately. OR if you are curios try smaller OS which are not demanding like DSL, Puppy, Lubuntu <- Linux distros